Author: Howard

“It’s like, like, like, like, he um, you know, he, like you KNOW? And I was just like, likelikelike I don’t know. You know?” NO. I don’t know, and frankly I didn’t want to, like, know, or overhear it in the first place. You know? THis run on sentence was one side of a cell…

The Zen of Spam: Alas, it was junk and not a hoped-for message from a long lost friend —— Filtered in the trash the flotsom and jetsam of random bits and bytes ———– My breasts — large enough but perhaps he could use some penis enlargement ———- The boss’ email vanished a victim of the…

I just got me a honking new PC, a Sony that makes DVDs of my home movies, files, whatever. Can’t have one of those without media, so off to Staples for DVD writeables. Red Shirt: “Sir, do you want DVD-R or DVD+R? DVD-RW or +RW” Me: “Uhhmmm, do you have an internet connection I could…

Dean and I are having a mini-blogger meetup. This does not, as Dean points out, make us “Howard Dean.” There are just the two of us, and it’s not “Dean for America” – more like Howard – Dean bitching about the state of America today. Oh, and we decided to go out to Starbucks. There…

My old friend Larry Chase has been writing about Marketing on the Internet since before Al Gore invented it. His “Confessions of an Email Newsletter Publisher” piece this week is a classic. Even if you don’t publish an email newsletter, it may help your communication and customer service skills. Go read it.