The Zen of Spam

The Zen of Spam:

Alas, it was junk
and not a hoped-for message
from a long lost friend


Filtered in the trash
the flotsom and jetsam of
random bits and bytes


My breasts — large enough
but perhaps he could use some
penis enlargement


The boss’ email vanished
a victim of the anxious
spam filter system


No party invites.
My filter categorized
them wrong. I am alone.


All the above Creative Commons Licenced to
attribution-share alike, created by Howard Greenstein
in a moment of zen procrastination on 8-13-03