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Month: August 2003

  • I’m Ok

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    In the middle of a blackout in NYC, in my office, but I’m ok. Posting the happenings at http://www.correspondences.org.

  • Leave me the Cell alone

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    “It’s like, like, like, like, he um, you know, he, like you KNOW? And I was just like, likelikelike I don’t know. You know?” NO. I don’t know, and frankly I didn’t want to, like, know, or overhear it in the first place. You know? THis run on sentence was one side of a cell…

  • The Zen of Spam

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    The Zen of Spam: Alas, it was junk and not a hoped-for message from a long lost friend —— Filtered in the trash the flotsom and jetsam of random bits and bytes ———– My breasts — large enough but perhaps he could use some penis enlargement ———- The boss’ email vanished a victim of the…

  • A DVD, + or –

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    I just got me a honking new PC, a Sony that makes DVDs of my home movies, files, whatever. Can’t have one of those without media, so off to Staples for DVD writeables. Red Shirt: “Sir, do you want DVD-R or DVD+R? DVD-RW or +RW” Me: “Uhhmmm, do you have an internet connection I could…