Fri, 11 Apr 2003 17:18:33 GMT

Man, this guy is just too easy to make fun of:

“The U.S. military has not taken Saddam International Airport, nor are their tanks streaming through the streets of Baghdad. Also, the Boston Red Sox bullpen looks to be in great shape.”

–Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraq’s Information Minister. via

“I would like to stress again that the Americans are not in control of Bagdhad. Also, I would like to make a shout-out to all my homies in New York, and request Pink Floyd’s “Run Like Hell,” or any song that has the word “Run” in the title.

–Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraq’s Information Minister , on-air soundbite on Q104.3