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Day: May 13, 2003

  • Spock, there’s no intelligent life here….

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    CNN.com – Qapla’! Hospital seeks Klingon speaker – May. 10, 2003 PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) — Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon. The language created for the “Star Trek” TV series and movies is one of about 55 needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County. “We have to…

  • Don’t Drink (coffee) and Drive in NJ

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    Philadelphia Inquirer | 05/09/2003 | N.J. driving bill puts phone ban on hold N.J. driving bill puts phone ban on hold By Mitch Lipka Inquirer Trenton Bureau TRENTON – Drivers could be pulled over and ticketed for eating, drinking or reading while driving in New Jersey – in addition to talking on cellular phones –…