Howard Greenstein's Website

The website of Howard Greenstein of the Harbrooke Group

I’m Ok

In the middle of a blackout in NYC, in my office, but I’m ok. Posting the happenings at


Leave me the Cell alone

“It’s like, like, like, like, he um, you know, he, like you KNOW? And I was just like, likelikelike I don’t know. You know?” NO. I don’t know, and frankly I didn’t want to,


The Zen of Spam

The Zen of Spam: Alas, it was junk and not a hoped-for message from a long lost friend —— Filtered in the trash the flotsom and jetsam of random bits and bytes ———– My breasts — large enough but perhaps he could use some penis


A DVD, + or -

I just got me a honking new PC, a Sony that makes DVDs of my home movies, files, whatever. Can’t have one of those without media, so off to Staples for DVD writeables. Red Shirt: “Sir,