Avast! Ye old Topfive.com reports on the top things ye can say on "Talk Like a Pirate Day." Arrg:

Top five things:
5> "Boss, I'll be borrowin' a coupla doubloons from petty cash
fer some Ho Ho's and a bottle of rum."
4> "Aaaarrrrrghhh! Who among us floated the air mead?"
3> "Arrr! I've arrr!anged for Arrr!lene in arrr!chives to send
up that arrr!ticle on arrr!bitration."
2> "Avast, ye demon copy machine! Taste the wrath of my arse!"

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing to
Say at Work on Talk Like a Pirate Day...

1> "Arrr, I have made note of yer demands and I have but one
question for ye: Will ye be wantin' slivers o' potato fried
in the popular French style with that?"
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As it tis the day when me mum brought me into this world to plunder and pilage the 7 seas, I demand ye post comments like a pirate. And a happy birthday to me brother as well.